How to Survive Being Too High: A Guide for Stoners and Snack Enthusiasts
Ah, the joys of being high as a kite. You’re floating on a cloud of euphoria, laughing at everything and nothing, and devouring snacks like a bottomless pit. But what happens when that cloud starts to feel more like a thick fog, and you’re suddenly convinced that time has stopped and you’re stuck in a perpetual loop of ‘Groundhog Day’? Fear not, my fellow tokers, because we’ve got some tips to help you come down from that epic high and get back to reality (or at least, something close to it). So put down the Doritos, sit back, and let’s explore the wondrous world of stoner remedies. Before we go on, if you feel like you are experiencing a medical emergency, call 911 or go to a hospital.
Find Your Zen
So, you’re feeling higher than a kite and things are starting to feel a little too intense. First things first, find a peaceful place to sit down and relax. Maybe it’s your favorite bean bag chair or your bed, just find somewhere comfy and settle in.
Grab a Snack
It’s no secret that weed and snacks go together like peanut butter and jelly. And when you’re feeling a little too high, sometimes a snack can be just what you need to calm down. But beware of the munchies! If you’re not careful, you might just end up eating your entire pantry.
Hydrate, Hydrate, Hydrate
Water is your best friend when you’re feeling too stoned. Make sure to drink plenty of water to stay hydrated and flush out all that THC. Plus, it will help combat that pesky cottonmouth that always seems to sneak up on you.
Take a Deep Breath
Sometimes all it takes is a few deep breaths to help you feel more relaxed and grounded. Take a few slow, deep breaths and focus on the sensation of air moving in and out of your body. You’ll be amazed at how much better you feel afterwards.
Get Some Fresh Air
If you’re feeling too stoned and stuck in a fog, sometimes getting some fresh air can do wonders. Take a short walk outside or just step out onto your balcony or porch. Feel the sun on your face and take in the beauty of the world around you. It can be a great way to clear your head and find your center.
CBD to the Rescue
CBD is a non-psychoactive compound found in cannabis that can help counteract the effects of THC. If you’re feeling too stoned, taking some CBD can help you feel more balanced and less anxious. Plus, it won’t get you high, so you can enjoy its benefits without worrying about getting even more stoned.
Talk to a Friend
If all else fails, sometimes it helps to talk to someone you trust. Reach out to a friend or family member who you know won’t judge you for getting a little too stoned. Sometimes just talking about how you’re feeling can help you feel better and more connected to the world around you.
And there you have it, folks! A few tips and tricks to help you come down from that epic high and get back to reality. Just remember, there’s nothing wrong with getting a little too stoned every now and then. It’s all part of the journey. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
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